Robot Named Heidegger

In the escalating search for better robots on the construction site the Robotics Division of the Office of (Un)Certainty Research has launched a series of smart robots modeled on philosophers. This is the story of the recent beta testing of Martin Heidegger, whose attempt to lay a brick was live streamed at the Museum of Modern Art. Though the contractor who commissioned the robot was disappointed, the funders of O(U)R remain convinced that their new line of philosopher robots is the way to a better future.